Do you struggle against the overwhelming desire to add one more strawberry to your pavlova, causing a near-fatal whipped cream slide?
Perhaps you just make one tap too many as you perfect the nose of your latest humano-leonine sculpture.
If you are drowning beneath symphony manuscripts or tarrying in front of nearly finished canvases, Misericordia Ltd can offer you the perfect solution.
For a practically trivial consideration we will post you an Arbitrary Deadline in plain, unmarked packaging.
Simply apply your Arbitrary Deadline (it is acid free and water soluble) to the medium of your choice and await developments*.
*Misericordia Ltd cannot guarantee results when product is not used according to the instructions. Common mistakes include spreading product too thinly or failing to allow product to dry completely. Please note that AD is not for human consumption. This does not affect your statutory rights.